Team reddit really liked this submission. Hopefully the Sesame Street folks won't sue us; their lawyers are notoriously vicious -- and have perfect spelling!
John also asked me to include the following:
Shout out to the letters "C" "R" and the number "7."I've never been a fan of "C" but I wholeheartedly support his decision to shout-out "R" (preferably in lowercase, but oh well).
Know why I like "7"? Because seven ate nine.
I hate myself for having typed that. Thanks for an otherwise great submission, John. Enjoy your 24 hours of quasi-fame on the Interwebs!