It was only a matter of time before cats started developing functional thumbs. It won't be long until they develop the ability to handle a pool cue.
Next comes gambling. Think stray cats are a problem now? Imagine what will happen when half of them have gambling debts and the other half carry around pool cues...Nature always finds a way, people. Didn't anyone else watch Jurassic Park?
Choose your side wisely.
I'm going to be stocking up on Friskies and catnip.