in space, no one can hear you troll

Back on Earth, things have gotten a bit lonely for the word "reddit." We've overcome similar mascot shortages in the past. I trust this will be no exception.

Jeremy, who built our do-it-yourself reddit polling widgets ("So easy, Alexis can use them") suggested I re-post the aforementioned poll instead of just linking to it like a n00b (not a direct quote).

Hmm, copy, paste... Look how easy that was!

Here again are the hottest | newest | top-rated suggestions for a plot. They're sorted by top-rated this time. Go ahead and vote; if you still think they're all terrible, submit your own.