reddit alien-napper has been identified

Thanks to some super sleuthing by Andrew Hughes, co-founder of Yaperture, we now have evidence pointing to the culprit: Michael S Galpert. While this is by no means conclusive, sources have connected him to the earlier hostage photo.

His street name appears to be "MSG" and we have no reason to believe he's harmed the alien.

Because I refuse to use Twitter, if Michael would like to get in touch with me (alexis + reddit.com) about returning the alien, I'd be happy to discuss terms.

If not, I hope he could at least send a photo to reassure us (and the reddit community) that the alien is receiving good care.