I never thought it would come to this, but it was late last night and I wasn't quite ready to go to sleep (yes this is what I do on a typical Friday night).
Few folks know that I own a cat that looks like Kaiser Wilhelm II. This is a very disconcerting thing, even for non-German-history majors.
So naturally, this led to my LOLCAT attempt (if only I could find a Pickelhaube he could wear like a bukkit):
I've also evidently hit a new Internet low now that I've posted a picture of my cat online. Forgive me.